Oh and I also consider salt and vinegar crips a good substitute for actual food. 3) I'm kind of an asshole too but I’m also very kind-hearted and I like making people happy and if I love you I will love you with all my heart and all my soul but don't be confused, I’m also such a fucking asshole.

2) I, too, expect people to like me for who I am without actually giving them anything to like while also having about a 2% tolerance for all of humanity. ✨ listen, Baz is basically me: 1) emotionally, I too identify as the sunglasses emoji: the only reason I wear my shades is to hide the tears. ✨ even though he drinks butter like it's a fucking smoothie. ✨ anyway I love Simon and I hope the people around him match his capacity to love and also get him lots of cherry scones, god knows he earned that They were never a reflection of Simon or of his worth as a person!! That he was loved and that his father's awful misdeeds are a reflection of himself and what he values out of relationships. That his parents were two of the most powerful mages the world of magic has ever known. ✨ most of all, I hope he knows that he wasn't a fraud magician. ✨ here's a little bandaid for his little heart I hope he's doing his best even though we're all doomed ✨ but I also relate to Simon because I, too, am irresponsible and aggressively bisexual and I will always assume that you hate me unless you explicitly tell me you love me and then periodically remind me

✨ listen, I have an extreme weakness for characters who are such trashboy dorks their guardian angel probably facepalms himself a lot ✨ actually, if I loved him any more, I’d be Baz Pitch ✨ I can't walk up the stairs without wheezing but I would very literally fistfight the fucking moon for Simon Snow ✨ yeah let’s just move on before I sound any weirder tbh I don't know where I would have been as a person and in society without the option of listening to music and staring at a window while my mind slips away into an alternate reality and I could make up different scenarios involving my favorite ships ✨ anyway, I am so grateful for fictional characters and otps for filling the void in me where love should exist as an actual thing and not just an abstract concept. ✨ me looking back at my decision to not read this sooner: well that um…. ✨ first of all, the version of myself who kept putting off reading this book for so long is not the version I want physically representing me.because this was such a good book why did I make the concious decision to deprive myself of it? I’d wake up every morning and think, ‘This will end in flames.” “You were the sun, and I was crashing into you. Just know that this is basically just Drarry fanfiction. I'm telling you right now this is less a review and more a messy, spoilery stream of consciousness mess so if you haven't read this book, avert your eyes right now. Hello 911 yes I just finished Carry On and I’d like to surgically remove my feelings.

Carry on by rainbow rowell